Merry Christmas!!

With only a few days left until the big day, we thought we'd give you a hand with any remaining gift difficulties you're having....There's no need to panic, with over 300 items on our site, we really do have something for everyone, no matter what your budget. Quality gifts and toys.

Our last order date for guaranteed pre Christmas delivery is Friday December the 20th, but to avoid the disappointment of goods being out of stock, we suggest you order now.

	Wind UP Mobile Phone Charger -   Honestly...no windup
		£14.95 from Paramountzone.com
		It happens all the time. You're just about to make a vital mobile phone call and your battery dies. Frustrating? Very!!! Now you can put an end to all that with the wind up rotary mobile phone charger.
	Sam The Cat -  The synthetic animated moggy
		£28.95 from Paramountzone.com
		It breathes, it's asleep- but is it real? Find out for yourself with this ultra realistic sleeping cat. It'll never need feeding or cleaning up after and can be packed away when it's not needed! It runs off 2 AA batteries....
	Cobra Microtalk 500 Two-way Radios -  Stay in touch
		£69.95 from Paramountzone.com
		Recently voted "Most desirable PMR446 radio over all current competition"... Unlike other 2-way radio systems, there are no licence fees to pay, simply insert 4 AAA size batteries into each handset and start talking.
	Precision Mini Digital Camera -  How small?!
		£28.95 from Paramountzone.com
		Even once you get over the fact that something so small could possibly be a camera, there’s still plenty about the Precision to marvel at. Measuring a tiny 58mm by 39mm by 14mm, the Precision packs a veritable feast of features into its compact form.
	Freeplay Sherpa -  Self-sufficient Flashlight
		£34.95 from Paramountzone.com
		There is no chance of being left in the dark with one of these. Incorporating failsafe Freeplay wind-up technology, together with ultra-bright recharge capability, the Sherpa combines two flashlights in one - the best and the brightest in one compact, rugged unit for both every day and emergency use.
	IFP180 128MB MP3 Player -   A distinct Prism style
		£169.95 from Paramountzone.com
		iRiver have done it again! This time, not a CD player but with their first ever Flash player.... the iFP-100 will certainly give the other manufacturers sleepless nights. Great specification and a great price.
	Colibri Connoisseur -  The ultimate lighter
		£74.95 from Paramountzone.com
		The lighter is ruggedly housed in a die cast case with the Colibri SST system. It features a knife blade, cork screw, and bottle opener. Packaged with a leather pouch, this is one of the best lighters in the world, and just so nobody dare copy it, it's patented.
	Pen Ultimate - Levitating Pen
		£4.95 from Paramountzone.com
		Sir Isaac Newton would spin in his grave if he could see this gravity defying pen. Amaze your friends and colleagues as it spins and hovers and creates a swirling pattern along its barrel.

OTHER CHRISTMAS GIFT IDEAS...

Orgasmatron £15.95	Inflatable Speakers £29.95	Walkie Talkie Watches £29.95
Acre Of Moon £19.95	Chameleon Phone £79.95	Pure Oxygen £11.95
Spaghetti Candles £4.95	Glowing Power Ball £24.45	Super Large Zippo £17.95

CHRISTMAS CRACKER JOKES - TO GET YOU IN THE MOOD...

Doctor, Doctor! Everyone thinks I'm a liar!
Doctor: I don't believe you!

Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it's too far to walk.

One time Father Christmas lost his underpants.
That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!

What did the police do when the hares escaped from the zoo?
They combed the area!

What happened to the cross-eyed teacher?
He couldn’t keep his pupils under control!